To Those Making Playlists For Your Wedding;

Dear people picking out tracks to play for their special day;

Congrats and whatnot on making the leap, trying the knot, locking the shackles, jumping the broom, etc. etc. I’m hoping that you’re happy about this, and that your giving things the proper amount of consideration yada yada yada…

Here is the deal, when it comes to songs to play at the reception and such I wouldn’t just hit shuffle and go with it. And here is are some things to keep in mind. 

1. No sex songs. We get it. You’re married, your honeymoon it tonight, what goes on behind close doors it your business. But you know, you don’t have to play songs that refer to doing the horizontal hokey pokey or naughty bits in general. Come on know, you mind find them….stimulating for your ears…..but there’s family there and such. Even though your parents may know you haven’t been dancing with your clothes on, they can no longer be in denial about it the next day. Let them have a few more hours of illusions. Plus, playing those types of tunes only makes everyone think about it, and about what’s going down later, and do you want a room fool of people thinking that way? And then there’s the fact that you probably won’t just be putting yourself in the mood, you’re enabling others to get hot and bothered in an already romantic (hopefully romantic) environment. With alcohol. And that means dirty dancing, a full coat room, things you wish you could forget seeing, and people you can’t look in the eyes anymore. Just say no kiddies, just say no.

2. No breakup/heartbreak songs. I don’t know why you should be thinking about playing songs about no good cheaters at your wedding. Hello, you are happy to marry the person you’re marrying…right? If you’re still pining for your ex, you probably shouldn’t be saying “I do”. I don’t care how pretty the melody is, of if it’s your favorite song, it’s kinda not cool to play these sad songs at your wedding. It sends the wrong message to say you want to spend the rest of your life with this person, and then dance to “Almost Lover”. It won’t mean you love the sad song any less if you don’t play it on the happiest day of your life. Trust me. And on another note. There’s bound to be single and heartbroken people at your wedding already wallowing in your joy, do you need to give them a soundtrack? Give them a perky, hopeful love song and toss the bouquet in their direction.

3. Sex, drugs, rock and roll….and white chiffon? Now let me say I love my rock and roll, and if you’ve got a family that digs the crowd surfing then move on to number 4. It’s just not the best place to break out the screamo, mild rock is chill but your guests are probably not dressed to mosh. Anything that could double as a soundtrack to an action and or horror film is most likely not the kind of vibe you want to create. I love some “Diamonds Aren’t Forever” but my grandparents don’t. I know, it’s not their wedding it’s yours, but as long as you are inviting family to this event you’re gonna have to hear them talk about it for the rest of your life. Think about it.

4. The electric slide, the bunny hop, the cha cha slide,the chicken dance, etc… Now this one is just a pet peeve of mine, and I know some people love them and think these group, instructional, line dance type thingys and super fun and whatever. Just hear me out. Believe it or not, not everyone likes to dance. Not everyone wants to dance to these things. But it seems that when there particular types of songs are played those who get their jollies by doing them seem to think EVERYONE NEEDS TO PARTICIPATE. If people treated it like a voluntary thing, it wouldn’t be so annoying. But because the instructions are in the songs, it’s mandatory to dance to them. Lemme tell you, if you’re a newbie to the dance, the instructions for the most part don’t mean jack. They’re not all that simple. And it’s messy. But whatever, if it’s your thing go for it. Just leave the wallflowers out of it please. If only they were as easy as the “Time Warp”, alas…. I say it’s better to let sleeping dogs lie then to release the hounds on those who aren’t feeling “electric”.

So to wrap up this letter, put a good variety in there to make everyone happy while still considering yourself and your day. Music is important to set a tone to the occasion, so just keep in mind the tone you wanna set. You can do whatever you want on your day, no one except the person you’re marrying can really tell you different, but it’s always nice to take things into consideration. Get married, get your groove on, and don’t get offended at the embarrassing toasts.Oh yeah, and the music might be too loud if the speakers have blown…just saying.

threecheersifyougetpasttheidoswithoutandidont;

Laney Bugs.

P.S. George and Nina were the shit on the last episode of Being Human, I mean, taking on some S&M vamps with a potted plant and a golf club. Badass.

To Those Who Tend To Procrastinate;

Dear people who put things off;

1. Do you know how annoying it is to have to wait for something you expected to come a good while ago? Very annoying. In fact its downri-

Sorry, I forgot to finish this letter. I’ll get to it soon though. =) <3

sosorrytowhoeveractuallylikestoreadthesethings;

Laneybugs

P.S. If it helps, I’ve kinda gotten sidetracked working and watching Being Human (British Version) on my computer when I meant to write.

To Band People Who Can’t Hang;

Dear Band People who don’t know how to last;

Even though I enjoy your music, when you give up…it kinda makes me sick. I was raised by two musicians who always taught me that if you are blessed enough to get a shot, you fight to keep it, not voluntarily give it up. Back in the day (that day was a Wednesday) before the age of Myspace and Youtube, musicians had to kill themselves to get half the opportunity that you can get by simply turning on your computer. Now, I’m not saying that this progress is a bad thing, it’s not a bad thing. It’s wonderful that the opportunity to share music has been made a bit easier. All I’m saying, it that I think we’ve enabled you band people nowadays to think it’s no big deal to give it up. Here are some points I would like to make.

1. Excuses, excuses. Is there even a good excuse? Creative differences? Yeah, sure. To me that screams, they won’t do what I want so I’m gonna leave in a huff and wreck everything. Ruining our friendship? Eh, no. A band doesn’t ruin friendships, friendships ruin friendships. People change, people grow…or egos grow. Accept the changes, don’t be so quick to close your mind. And do your friend a favor, ad deflate all egos. Believe me, you’re not all that. Our label sucks? Well, that’s a little bit more believable however, it should not end a band because of it. If you weren’t aware that the music industry is full of shady people, well seriously? Don’t let the shady people ruin your creativity, don’t let them put you in their boxes. In this day and age, it’s okay to DIY. You can still have success and be independent. I’m tired and want to spend time with my family. Fair enough, although you don’t have to quit you are allowed to just take a break. Bands have dealt with tragedy before, members have died. And if there ever was a reason to throw in the towel, that is it. Clifford Burton, the bassist to Metallica, was killed in a bus accident. And though that almost destroyed them, the chose to somehow go on. Casey Calvert, the guitar player and screamer of Hawthorne Heights, died in his sleep. And somehow the band pulled together and stayed together. So if they can hold on, really, what’s your excuse?

2. Little boxes. Don’t be the hype, don’t be the cliche. It will kill you in the end. You are never going to be what everyone wants, you are never even going to appeal ENTIRELY to a SINGLE demographic. So don’t try. Just try to be who you are. And as long as you’re happy, others can tell. And that will bring them in more then being desperate to hold appeal. It’ll also hold better for your relationship with your fellow band members. As long as you’re all being heard, you’re all contributing, and you’re all happy with what you create, where’s the problem? Only the problems you create my friends, only the problems you create.

3. You’ve got it pretty easy, all things considered. My mother pointed out that back in the day (a Wednesday, you know?) if you only had one or two singles off your album, you were a one hit wonder. You didn’t get another chance, you were practically written off and disregarded. These days, you can have one or two singles and that’s doing good. Take a look at one of Pat Benatar or Hearts’s anthologies. Those are basically JUST their singles. In that age of Rock and Roll, if half your album couldn’t hack it as a single, it was over. Personally, I think you should still have to work for it. It would make you more careful of where you’re setting your bar. It’s more pressure, but it’s also more worthwhile. You would get to put out an album that no matter what, you could be proud of. You shouldn’t pump out albums like you’re a factory. Take the time, make sure it’s right, or you’re just gonna flop. (That’s what she said…)

4. Screaming is healthy, stabbing is not. The relationship between band members comes first. You have to live in cramped quarters with these people for months on end, and preform together every night in front of (hopefully) a bunch of people. You have to spend months joining forces to blend all of your personalities and creativity into a pieces of musical art. You have to be able to scream and bitch at each other to get the issues and kinks worked out. You have to be friends first, or else you’ll just becomes soulless automatons (Glee!). You’re gonna argue, you’re gonna have times where you wanna say an big “fuck this” and walk away with your fingers in the air (No, not the peaces signs…). The key, is not to. Take the time to work on your relationships, even if it means taking some time away from your music. Cause in the end SOME is better than ALL. If you wanted it to be all about you, you should have been a solo artist. I can’t stress the whole ego things enough. A real friend will destroy your ego so badly it’ll just be hiding in the corner with abandonment issues. Teamwork, baby. Oh, also. Sexual relations within the band is typically a bad idea, that’s what groupies are for, just saying.

5. One album on a label does not make you a success, especially when compared to bands like Journey and The Rolling Stones. It seems to be a heart-wrenching trend for bands to have finally signed, release a full length, then quit. Are you fucking kidding me? You just barely begun. Sure, it’s pretty awesome in itself, but it’s also the stepping stone to more. More opportunity, more options, more experiences. Do you honestly have nothing more to say? No songs left? No need to share what you’ve got? I just can’t wrap my mind around it. If I was ever lucky enough to get the opportunity to share my music, I would hold on tight. I wouldn’t let go once I started making progress, I can’t eve imagine. It’s like saying hey thanks for believing in us, but no thanks. In my book, there are very few actual excuses (see above). If you need time, take it. Don’t throw it away, cause you don’t always get chances twice. If you toss it aside so cavalierly, you probably won’t be able to find it again.

I could go on, I always can. You may be wondering who the hell I am to give my opinion on this subject. And I’m aware there are many different variables, but for the most part, it’s quite simple. If you love playing music, and get the chance to make it your career, don’t quit so easily. Just don’t. As for who I am? I’m a girl that had to watch a man regret giving up opportunity for the last 18 years. I can speak with some authority. It’s not always simple for some people. Simplicity is a gift we sometimes have to get complicated for. If it’s what you want, don’t left complications deter you. And band people, if you’re just gonna quit after convincing us to love you…well you suck. Don’t even bother. It’s not fair to fans, and it’s not fair to yourself, or anyone that held out a hand and believed in you. Don’t forget that it’s not ALL about you. It’s about who helped get you there, who wanted you there. You do owe people. So in closing, lead singers can’t treat other members like they’re revolving doors, sharpie does wash off eventually, and it is possible to wash your hair in rest stop sinks so don’t think not bathing is ever an excuse just cause you’re living in a van while on tour.

givingupnotsthehardpartlivingwithitis;

Laney Bugs

diaryofthebpdgirl:

always

I oh so completely get this.

diaryofthebpdgirl:

always

I oh so completely get this.

To People Who Don’t Get The Perks Of Being A Flight Risk;

Dear those who don’t understand the attraction of running;

I was going to post about people who don’t know how to hold a grudge, but this one jumped out more to me. So, basically I just want to point out why hitting the ground and running past the city limits sounds so brilliant.

1. People and all of their issues. It gets so unbelievably frustrating being drowned and thrown into the over the top dramatics of others. Every now and then I need to be heard for what I need to say, and not just for what you want to hear. Some peoples issues are actually serious. It does you no good to stomp around like a whiny brat and slam doors cause things are going wrong. Things are going to go wrong, sometimes a mess of things are going to go wrong. Take a moment, and get over it. Smothering yourself in negativity is no way to live, and it is not the way I want to live. So taking off and getting space from those thrusting their issues onto me sounds just peachy.

2. New chances. When it feels like you’ve turned over ever stone in this place looking for opportunities, you kinda feel like chucking the stones through windows. A new place offers new chances. A new place offers different options. It’s nice to have the comfort of having choices. To know that you aren’t stuck. To know that you aren’t going to make a mistake simply because you had nothing else to do.

3. Starting fresh with people who know absolutely nothing about you. It can be a serious drag to know that someone you’ve never met has all there preconceived notions that they got from other people. Mainly other people who don’t like you, and just like to be bitchy. You can’t really avoid gossip, but if no one knows you or anyone you know or anyone who knows someone you know, it can be a little bit easily to be yourself. Maybe even try to be better, still true to who you are, improving and focusing on yourself without others changing you.

4. A change of scenery, room to breathe. Sometimes you need to see things you haven’t seen, and breathe in different air. I like to wander, I feel restless staying in the same spot. It’s good to explore, to stay on the move. It doesn’t always be about where you’re going exactly, but enjoying getting there. Find out where you take yourself. If you don’t worry so much about everything else, you may find yourself where you didn’t know you wanted to be.

5. It doesn’t have to be forever, it can just be for now. For as long as you need. No matter where you go, or where you’re coming from, you can always go back. Sometimes you just need to leave. Sometimes you just want to leave. Sometimes it’s for a serious reason. Sometimes it’s for a stupid reason. Just pick the right reason. And be an idiot about it, just not a real idiot. Enjoy yourself. It’s not all about leaving people behind, it’s about not allowing yourself to get left behind.

6. Bring friends, bring fun. Though your chances of incarceration could go up astronomically when you bring friends, friends that you aren’t attempting to get away from that is, you’re also more likely to go farther then you’d ever thought you could. It’s a crazy world, so make it a little crazier. Avoid loneliness and solitude, get to know your friends in ways you never thought you could…and probably a few ways you really didn’t want to. What doesn’t make you commit murder one, bonds you together for life.

In closing, a road trip is nothing without a soundtrack, a picture is worth a thousand words but bail can be a thousand dollars, and though maps don’t have to be essential in figuring out where you’re headed they are pretty useful in that whole getting back part. 

ijustwannarunbythedowntownfictionissuchagoodsongforthisletter;

Laney Bugs

Anonymous asked: why are you so awesome?

To the anon that just asked this quetions;

Dear anon who asked this question;

Just am.

youcouldprollytraceitback18yearsagotoamanandawomanonabalcony;

Laney Bugs.

To Band Boys That Insist On Being Shirtless;

Dear band boys who don’t completely clothe themselves;

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Believe me, no complaints here. I just have a few things to point out.

1. Whether you have a fantastic body you put time in and want to show off or a pretty average body, it doesn’t seem to matter. Your band boy powers work in your favor and you simply look lovely no matter what the state of your body is it seems. Maybe it’s the stage lights, maybe it’s the confidence. Who knows? Who cares? You know, you were probably on your last clean shirt and thought “Dude, if I wear this on stage it’s going to get soaked and gross.” So you just went without. And you know what happened? Those screaming girls, and a few guys, very much enjoyed the bareness of your chest. So then you figured, hey, if they don’t mind I can save a ton of quarters by cutting my dirty laundry way down. You also most likely found selling your merch was oh so easy in your shirtless state. And oh, the tattoos. I’m just gonna leave that right there. Tattoos…

2. The screaming girls, and a few guys. Oh goodness. If you thought that they were screaming loudly before, just take your clothes off and you’ll hear just how much damage the human voice can do to your hearing. I know it’s scary, I get a little scared for you. You must brace yourself. It’s gonna get a little insane. More than a little insane. Your fan base, will probably become a heck of a lot more loyal and fierce though. Oh, and the flashing cameras. My darlings, just wear sunglasses. Cause those flashes are going to be like strobe lights. Constant. And very, very bright. Eventually, you’ll probably adjust. But just be careful your fist couple times showing skin. If you get blinded by all those flashes and fall off stage, it’s gonna be a little embarrassing for you. Oh, and probably a little painful.

3. You will most likely notice an increase in comments about how delicious you are. Don’t let your ego inflate. You’re attractive. Accept it, stay modest, and move on. More girls, and a few guys, will try to kiss you. Undergarments will casually be tossed on stage, just duck and keep rocking. You will get an abundance of phone numbers, be careful which ones you choose to call, cause you’ll also find your number is quite the hot commodity. If you are uncomfortable with people you don’t know touching you, I am so I don’t judge, then you’re really gonna wanna be careful. Cause there are going to be a lot more people wanting some contact with the skin you’re sharing. I think it’s more of your band boy powers, the compulsion to touch. I’m immune only because I have issues with strangers, but it’s a strong compulsion you wield. So be gentle. And bring sanitizer.

4. If you don’t want stalkers, this really isn’t the road to travel. Oh trust me, you’ll still have stalkers cause you’re a band boy. However the shedding of clothing increases the number of stalkers as well as blurs their boundaries. Abduction attempts will be on the rise, so be on the lookout. Don’t walk down dark alleys. Check your bunk. And maybe carry around pepper spray or something.

5. Don’t take it too seriously. Enjoy it, but don’t read too much into it. It’s not actually anything personal. The attraction is almost purely superficial, almost cause hopefully they dig your tunes too. What I’m saying is that don’t sweat it, I’m sure if people really knew you they wouldn’t be so nuts about you. And don’t be a douche and try to take advantage of the haze you put them in. It is what it is. Just be chill.

So in closing I just want to thank you band boys for making good music and not wearing too much clothing. I know it’s shallow, but having something pleasing to look at just makes the whole package a little more interesting. So kudos. Keep making the music you love, and keep looking pretty. It’s appreciated. ‘

thisawkwardlittlenotehadbeenbroughttoyouby;

Laney Bugs.

To The Other People At The Gym I Attend

Dear people who attend the same gym I do;

Just a couple of things  was thinking of while doing my work out.

1. Why must the treadmills be at the front of the room? I’m truly curious as to why this is. Who was placing the equipment in the room and said, hey, lets put the treadmills right smack dab where everyone else working on the machines behind them have no choice but to stare at other peoples asses. And around this town, the asses that are worth looking at are out there jogging on the street or that the college’s gym. I know we’re all there cause we want to look and feel better, but seriously? Could the treadmills not be on display? How about the bikes? You sit on the bikes. If there is something that jiggles, and you need the workout to stop said jiggling, then there is less chance of flaunting that jiggle to everyone else in the room when you’re on the bikes. Plus, you can feel the eyes on you. It’s creepy. That’s one of the reasons I avoid the treadmills. You also can’t help but look, cause there is like no where else to look. So please, just move the treadmills to the back of the room. I think it’ll make everyone else feel way more comfortable. 

2. Don’t wear light color workout gear. I’ve lost count of the number of color changing outfits I’ve seen. Today a guy, on the treadmills of course, had on a pair of light gray shorts. By the end of his run, they were dark gray. Now, see above rant and know that because of the placement of said treadmills, you just can’t help but look. And this was not something I wanted to look at. I tried, goodness knows I tried to just listen to my music, but you can only avoid looking up for so long. That white shirt? Don’t. White shirts tend to turn see through. It’s just not a good idea. Stick to dark colors. If your workout is any good at all, you’re gonna drench yourself. Come to terms with this fact and just say no to light colored workout clothes.

3. It’s a gym. You sweat there. Please, please, please remember this. Our gym, unless you pay extra for the premium area, for the most part is not air conditioned. Now, typically with the fans running they somehow manage to keep it at an okay temp. Plus, I don’t care cause it could be arctic in there and you’re still going to get hot and work up a sweat. Sweat, is sweat. We all do it, unless you were born without sweat glands. Let’s please not pretend it isn’t going to happen. Be grossed out all you want, but while you’re running your marathon or biking “uphill” you’re gonna be working hard and sweating. So please, just put on some extra deodorant and a bit of perfume/body spray. If it going to be an astronomical improvement? Hell no. You’re still going to sweat buckets, and you’re still going to need a shower. Will it help the general stench? Yes. It does. I do my part, please do yours.

4. Personal space. I just got done with the sweat issue, so why do I need to remind you about personal space? Why do you wanna be close to me? I’m pedaling my ass off or lifting weights that make my muscles cry, and yes, sweating. What makes you think that this would be a great time to be right freaking there? So there are like 5 empty bikes to my right, and yet you need to take the one right next to mine. Seriously? Just one bike. Just put one bike between us. I don’t know you, I’m wearing earphones so I’m not going to be talk to anyone, not even the person I know and care here with. Why? I do not get this. And it’s far from the first time. Do you wanna race? Cause if you did you should have told me, I would have stepped it up. Did you think that sitting in groups would mean that no one would notice you while you work out? I get it, it can be embarrassing working out in public, but hey, gotta do it. But honey, it doesn’t work like that. It just doesn’t Maybe you were lonely, but you picked the wrong person. I don’t like crowds, and I don’t like strangers. I especially don’t like being crowded by strangers. It’s nothing personal. I have issues. I’m aware. There are good times to come up to me, and bad times. When I’m powering through a workout, it’s kinda a bad time. A little advice, next time bring a workout buddy like I did, or try and find a buddy before the workout.

5. Wipe down your equipment. Do I need to elaborate after my sweating rant? there are about 100 signs asking you to wipe down the equipment. They provide towels and such for you to wipe down the equipment. After you’re done, and you’ve caught your breath, and those chest pains have resided. Wipe. Down. The. Equipment. Just do it.

6. Parents, if you’re going to bring your kids to the gym please make sure they have something to do. I love kids. I think they’re great. One day, not soon, I’ll have some kids of my own. So don’t take this the wrong way. All I’m saying id that there are plenty of things that your kids can do, but you have to get them set up. I know during the summer when you don’t get that 7-8 hour break from your children each day it can be difficult to find time to spend on yourself. I know that if you need to hit the gym, you’re probably gonna have to bring the kids along. But just give them something to do while you do your thing. Don’t expect them to just sit on a bench staring at the people on the treadmills. It wasn’t too terribly long ago that I was a kid, and I still can act like a kid, so I know that this isn’t gonna work. Case in point, today your kid came up to you during your workout, you were right next to my workout buddy thank you very much, and started doing that whole 20 (or 200) questions about when you were going to be done. Now, if it’s not bothering you then okay. But it may bother some people. Like the people right next to you. Just sign them up for swimming, or have them play in the game room, or goodness make them read a book. Something.

7. Don’t over do it. You can get in an excellent workout without working yourself to extremes. When you have to hang on the equipment, just stop for the day. You have to build up your strength dude. When your practically hyperventilating, take a freaking break. I do not wanna be feeling the pain on the ab machine and see that you’ve done fallen out. And do you really want to be that person who falls out in the middle of their workout? If you’re having a seizure trying to do bicep curls, then use less weight. Controlled movements with a lighter weight are going to do you more good than hasty and shaky reps on a heavier weight. Work your way up, don’t work your way to the hospital. And please, hydrate yourselves. There are water fountains, and those water fountains are free. So use them. See number 3 about sweating and put two and two together. For the fluids you’re loosing, you kinda have to put some back in. Unless you like that whole falling out option… I don’t know what you like.

Okay, well. I have to wake up in like…4 hours. So I’m gonna attempt for a bit of sleep. I’m already sore and stiff, but all this weight lifting will pay off… It better pay off.

peopleontreadmillsareawkwardandiknowawkward;

Laney Bugs

To The Squirrels In My Yard;

Dear squirrels;

Today while I was brushing my teeth I noticed you with your bushy tails and big eyes scampering around my yard and climbing around the trees. See, I was under the impression we had an agreement;

I, do not have to dispose of squirrel corpses.

You, do not become corpses.

I know, I know. Our yard looks like a bunch of fun. Lots of trees and bushes, that lovely smelling mint and that pineapple sage. There seem to be an abundance of places to hide and chillax in, hey, maybe you’re thinking of moving in to that tree trunk with the hollow spots! But you see, there is a flaw in your thinking, a hitch in that plan. See hiding in those bushes, keeping watch over those trees, crawling through the mint and sage, and just waiting to see what dares enter that tree trunk, are cats.

Now, I’m sorry if you got the wrong impression. I do try not to lead you on. If you notice that there are no birdbaths nor houses nor feeders. I know that walnut tree is quite the tease, however that was there when we moved in, and the wild berry tree in the backyard is taunting, but again, I did not put it there. I do not mean to lead you on with the promises of a stellar hangout, but alas, there are some warnings. You should take note of the birds, how they either take cover in only the tallest part of the trees or just fly right past. You should notice that rabbit and mole holes have long since been abandoned and caved in. The only food available, is the cat food on the front porch, typically surrounded my lounging cats.

Once upon a time, the yard was full of life. Frogs hopped around the garden, rabbits and mice nibbled on the greenery, birds sang and perched on low hanging limbs. Then we moved in, and brought our cats. It seems that when you move in with cats, the entire neighborhood of stray cats like to hang out with your cats. I’m happy our cats made friends, however some of their buddies are pretty standoffish and are obviously homeless. So we fed them. Now in theory, it was for your benefit as well, I figured maybe if we fed them they’d feel less of a need to feed on you…

In reality, a cat is a cat. The strays took over out yard in one fell swoop. Those who did not bow to their leadership, or run/hopped away, were tragically lost in the slaughter. Oh the carnage…

I do like you squirrels, the birds and bunnies too. That is why I do not wish to find you strewn across the yard. The battle may be over, but these cats still believe in bringing me “presents” of those who dare cross into their territory. I do not wish to have you brought to me as a present.

You may be thinking, no I’m too big and fast to be caught by some silly cat! But no, you’re not. Possums and raccoons don’t even make regular visits to our yard, they’ve ventured into the cat’s turf, but even they do not stay for long…

So in closing, I just want to wish you luck. I do hope you safely left my yard, cute bushy tails intact. I also do hope that the next time I see you it’s at the park or something, and not still in my yard…in pieces…

thosenutsjustaintworthit;

Laney Bugs.

themainenudes-deactivated201012 asked: alright so, i'm coming down from northern virginia so i'm going to be completely lost. but i'm going to be down there all day. is there anything close to the NorVa that's within walking distance I could hang out?

I’m coming from the eastern shore of MD so I don’t know the area fantastically. But I know that there is a bar and grill right next door, and it’s in the city, so there is a lot within walking distance.

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